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Find Survivor here!
All those offended by this material, get a life. It's comedy!
First Survivor!
Last week...
The survivors Michael, Ben on the tribe RETARDO and David and Joshua on the tribe MORONOS had to jump hurdles in order to win the immunity idol. MORONOS won the immmunity. Since there was only two people on a tribe, the concil agreed to a fitness run around Nuke York. Michael had a 2 hour run, while Ben had a 1 hour 45 minute run. Because of this, the tribal concil decided that Michael lost. SO LONG SUCKER!!!! You just lost your shot at 50% of underwear!!
4-5-02
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Second Survivor!
NOW!!!
WITH the loss of Michael, Ben was horrified to learn that if he lost to the other team (consiting of David and Josh), he would have to drink rancid milk!!!
(and get a hair cut!)
BUM BUM BUM!!!
The next contest for immuntity was a all-u-can eat buffet!!
Ben was forced to do it, while David chose Josh!
3 hours later...
Joshua won!!!
Ben... well lets just say he was forced to get a haircut!!
And drink rancid milk!
And was disquallified!
NEXT WEEK!!
FRIENDSHIP DESTROYED!!
SMUGGLERS IN CAMP!!
WHAT HAPPENEDS?
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON
SURVIVOR: NUKE YORK
7/26/02
Final Survivor!
Now that the MORONOS team is destroyed, David & Josh are now against each other! We had a camera crew in Josh's camp and we found some VODKA! in his camp! We tracked down who was shipping VODKA! to Josh. Later on in the day, we found Josh talking to Michael on the island. Somehow, Michael got on the island and gave Josh some VODKA! to drink! Josh was disqualified and David won SURVIVOR: NUKE YORK! He won 50% off of underwear. Thanks for viewing Survivor: Nuke York. Next Time, it will be on a Volcanic Island. E-mail me for people to be on the next show! Goodnight!
11/1/02
Survivor: SR-388! Our contestants find themselves unharmed in the crash, thanks to Josh's excess fat! So, we send them extra food, since Josh ate all of it during the first 5 minutes! SR-388 is known for it's deadly creatures. The two most deadly are Metroids (see metroid page for info on these critters) and X Parasites! THE TEAMS >On Los Gays...
The Queer Eye Guys!
William Shatner!
Joshua!
Keeanu Reaves!
On Mucho Strong-o
Arnold Schwarzenegger!
Paul!
Aaron!
Homer Simpson!
Let the challenge begin!
For our first challenge, our survivors had to make shelter! Los Gays didn't want to work, so they stayed by the ship! Mucho Strong-o's had Arnold make support beams and Homer roll over trees to make a clearing. Aaron and Paul collected food and befriended a metroid!
SO FAR!!
Los Gays have accoplished...
Annoying the hell out of everyone... uh... nothing else!
Mucho Strong-o has accoplished...
Shelter... food... strong, rock hard abs and friends!
The Challenge!
Today's challenge is a deadly one! One member from each tribe must sing! And if it sucks, a Sheegoth (which we imported from Tallon IV) will freeze them!
Up: William Shatner VS Paul!
S: everybody in the... USA... hates... Flanders...
At this point, the Sheegoth froze Shatner to the spot. NOW if Paul wins, his team doesn't need to vote anybody off!
P: We don't need no education, we don't need no thoughts controlled...
The Sheegoth started to dance, so Mucho Strong-o wins!
AT THE ELIMINATION GROUND...
Host: Well, how does it feel to lose the first challenge?
Josh: I'm hungry.
Queer Eye: This plant so matches my pants!
Keeanu: ...Whoa!
Shatner: Well I feel... very... depressed... It stinks...
Host: Oh god, just who do want to eliminate?
All but Shatner: SHATNER!
Shatner: What?
SO TODAY SHATNER HAD TO GO HOME. UNFORTUNALY, A X PARASITE DEVOURED HIM. THEN A METROID ATE THE PARASITE. OH WELL... NEXT TIME: Los Gays try to win a contest. Mucho Strong-o face a invasion.
ONLY ON SURVIVOR: SR-388!
12/16/03
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